Jesus Would’ve Been Shot By Palestinians

Here’s some really ugly spin from The Guardian:

The security barrier so heavily criticized in Phoebe Greenwood’s dispatch was built to prevent suicide bombers, drive by shootings etc. – the kind of activities that get people added to Santa’s naughty list.

If he were to come this year, it’s more likely Jesus would’ve been shot by Palestinians on a dark and lonely road somewhere between Nazareth and Bethlehem.