Head of rogue Islamic state seeks media advisor. Candidates must have good sense of Islamic decency and common sense not to suggest in interviews with reformist newspapers that the chador originated in 19th century Paris.
The successful candidate will have an understanding of topics such as Zionist conspiracies, “civilian” nuclear technology, creative
censorship editing skills, the Mahdi, and a willingness to open multiple accounts with Bank Markazi. A good working relationship with left-wing Western media apologists is required.
Please send resumes to:
Office of the Iranian President
c/o M. Ahmadinejad
Islamic Republic of Iran
No email inquiries, please.