Now what nefarious scheme has Mossad come up with?
Ynet News reports on the latest spy scandal rocking Egypt:
“According to the public prosecutor’s office’s investigation, ‘Mossad agent Ofir Harrari’ instructed Jordanian Ibrahim abu-Zaid to set up a company in Egypt which would exclusively import an Israeli hair product, for both men and women, which causes infertility. This in order to completely destroy Egyptian reproduction abilities,” Al-Ahram states.
Given the Mossad’s penchant for trained animals, we can only hope that the aforementioned hair products were not tested on cuddly bunny rabbits first.