Help wanted: UN peacekeeping force in the Golan seeks replacement monitors for Austrian and possibly Filipino personnel.
Responsibilities include patrolling buffer zone, assisting Red Cross, identifying minefields, occasionally greeting Syrian and Druze brides, avoiding being abducted, and looking good in blue headgear for TV crews.
No Russians — nationals from the U.N. Security Council’s five permanent members are ineligible.
A history of shooting off your mouth about Israel needing to take risks for peace a big plus. You talked the talk — now walk the walk.
Serious inquiries only. Apply here.
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