The Israel Elections Drinking Game
January 21, 2013 15:06 by Pesach Benson
Israel is going to the polls, which means suffering Big Media’s post-election cliches and spin.
Instead of fighting the buzz this year, I’m embracing it all in with the (non-political) Israel Elections Drinking Game.
What do you need?
Not much, actually.
Just a mix of newspapers, TV reports, and talking heads, along with the liquor of your choice. The rules are quite simple:
Take a sip
Labels such as Arch-hawk, ultra-nationalist, racist.
“Results are a setback for peace.”
Photos of candidates proudly casting their votes
Take 2 big sips
“Israel doesn’t want peace.”
“Israeli democracy’s broken.”
“A nail in the coffin for the two-state solution.”
“Results marginalize Palestinian moderates.”
Photos of soldiers proudly casting their ballots.
Drink a full cup
Anonymous Washington sources floating trial balloons in the NY Times.
UK media quoting fringe Israeli leftists as mainstream.
Wire services citing some outrageous Haaretz article.
American reporters cherry picking quotes from analysts and policy wonks.
“It’s Israel’s fault the PA hasn’t had presidential elections since 2005.”
The Guardian’s word count goes through roof explaining in passing why Jerusalem isn’t Israel’s capital.
Jimmy Carter, Desmond Tutu, Musa Abu Marzook.
Photos of Israeli minorities proudly casting their votes.
Finish your bottle
“Small party kingmakers obstruct everything right and decent in the world.”
“The needs to do some soul searching.”
The prime minister’s overzealous bodyguards.
Political cartoonists in Australia, South Africa and the UK.
Anyone claiming inside knowledge of the next coalition make-up.
Tayyep Recep Erdogan, Gideon Levy, Zbigniew Brzezinski.
Photos of Sheikh Raed Salah and the Ben Gurion U. poli-sci dept. proudly casting their votes
Buy a round of drinks
Diane Sawyer and other drunk journos celebrating the results.
Anything nice about Israeli democracy in action.
Photos of Bar Rafaeli proudly casting her vote.
iris claire blutreich
6:23 pm
Jan 22, 2013
Sticks and stones may break my bones but it is the words that start the cruel, physical harm.
Those “double dealing pundits” are hateful antisemites starting like the come- on man but being followed by their barbaric, murderous, contemptible “friends”.
It is about time Jews stop trying to be loved by these intriguing rascals and realize that her strength lies with G-d and trying ever so hard to do the best for Israel and Jews everywhere.
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Clinton Nauert
12:11 am
Jan 24, 2013
At some time in the near future all who believe in (G-d) wil have no alternative but to trust Him.
Then, from all the former times, until we have Trust in Him — He will perform what He states in Zekharya 12:9 “And it shall come to pass in that day, that I will seek to destroy all the nations that come against Yerushalyim.”
And Yisrael will be free at last!! Shalom U’Brechot
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