Here are the five outrageous comments Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's most likely to make at the Non-Proliferation Treaty talks in New York. You read it here first.
1. "The Zionists have centrifuges in Ramat Shlomo."
2. "The Gulf of Mexico oil spill is divine retribution for American arrogance."
3. "Lauren Booth's fawning over my womens' rights record is making my wife jealous."
4. "Israel is toe jam; I'm the odor eater."
5. "But Obama bowed to King Abdullah!"
