Archeological Expo Unearths Controversy

This week, Mahmoud Abbas flew to Geneva to open an archeological exhibit, “Gaza at the crossroad of civilizations.” None of the 500 artifacts on display are Jewish because:

A) Jews never lived in the Gaza Strip

B) The Palestinians prefer to cover up any evidence of Jewish life in the holy land.

C) The Jewish artifacts were shipped back to Israel, but you wouldn’t know that from BBC coverage.

And the answer is….